Funny Signs

Yes, I am alive! I haven't posted much lately, i do apologize. I have recently started a new job and haven't had as much free time, but I vow to get back to keeping my blog up to date!

Although I won't do a catch-up post right now, I am posting some pictures of some funny signs I have seen the last couple of months while working at my new job.






Thanksgiving Weekend "Give Thanks 4 Beer!

Corey and Jay's Illegal Border Crossing Salsa

The Corey and Jay Show on 100.3 The Edge in Little Rock is making another item to sell that benefits The September Fund. It's called Corey and Jay's Illegal Border Crossing Salsa. They had a listener submission contest for listeners to design the label that they will use for the Salsa. I found out recently they decided to go with my design! Here is the label I designed for the contest! Coming soon to a grocery store near you!!

The Anger Mismanagement Comedy Tour Logo Is Complete

The logo is complete! I had fun with this one, but at the same time was a little unsure exactly what I should do for a comedy tour that is based on anger. The logo was received very well by the people involved and accepted as their logo. I am glad I was able to pull this off for them and I really hope it sticks with them for a long time as this thing progresses for them. I would like to thank them for giving me the opportunity to do this project for them and I hope at some point and time I might actually get to go to one of their shows. I hope my work has been good enough to where they will call on me again and again to meet their needs. I really enjoy doing this for them. Thanks guys, and GOOD LUCK!

ARKANSAS CHICKEN SAVED BY CPR

This video is very funny! You must see this!

Where does it end? Everything is getting so expensive! As everything continues to go up except the wages, us computer geeks now have a BIG problem! I went in Wal-mart in Benton recently, and boy was I surprised at the price of air cleaner for the computer! The last time I purchased a can it was between $5.00 & $6.00! At least it's the Bonus Size!

Patrick The Angry Angry Viewer

I wanted to write this to show some love for one of the funniest and most unique comedians on the scene today! If your reading this from anywhere but the state of Arkansas or somewhere nearby you most likely have never heard of him. His name, Patrick the Angry Angry Viewer, and let me tell you, THIS GUY IS PISSED OFF!
I am pleased to announce that I have had the luxury and the pleasure to become Patrick's personal (self-appointed) graphic designer. Now how many people can say they have a Professional Graphic Artist to do all their visual grunt work so early in his career?? And the money he pays me is OUT OF THIS WORLD!! It must be, because so far I haven't received a damn penny for my hard work! Ok I may have stretched the truth a little bit there, I kind of volunteered my services to him for free. I know someday this guy will go national and who knows, maybe he will take me with him... if not then I willl still be happy because I am the type of person who would give you the shirt off his back and honestly expect nothing in return. I appreciate what he does and I respect him.

• You can check out Patrick's website at http://www.angrypatrick.com. You can listen to some of his rants here http://www.coreyandjayshow.com/ANGRYINDEX.html
• His latest rants are now hosted on the radio station website here http://www.edgelittlerock.com/cc-common/podcast.html
  
• You can purchase his CD here
  

Patrick is currently on The Anger Mis-Management Tour. I have been asked to give a go at making them a logo to use for all of their media, websites etc. I am excited about the opportunity to possibly pull this off for him. It would be an honor to see my logo plastered all over the state and I am glad I am able to help an up and coming performer possibly make a name for himself on a national stage.

If I remember right, Patrick has a Creative Writing background among other relevant things which makes his material insanely unique and hilarious. I have been lucky enough to receive some of his bits in advance to pick ones I think I can best work with graphically. I am posting here a couple of graphics I have made for him. These images I am posting are my visual representation of the sponsors he has made for the intros into his rants.

You can hear Patrick on the Corey and Jay Show every friday at 7:15 am. If you never heard Corey and Jay, well I invite you to listen to them too. I dare you to find me a duo of guys with a funnier, more creative morning radio show. These guys are the best! You can listen to them at www.coreyandjayshow.com every morning from 6:00 am to 10:00 am. I guarantee your side will hurt after listening to them!

Clay Aiken: I'm a Gay Dad

"Following the Aug. 8 birth of his son Parker, singer Clay Aiken is following through on a promise he made to himself as a new dad: to publicly acknowledge that he's gay."

Are you kidding me? Did he really think this was some kind of secret that he needed to reveal?
People have known this guy was a fruit fairy since day one. As if we didn't already know this to be a fact, he then said he was the daddy of a baby conceived via in vitro fertilization with his best friend...well geez, here is another fruitylicious smell for ya, choose NOT to have sex with a woman you respect and care enough about to father her child. Yo Clay, YOU'RE A JOKE!